Snap judgments from high above Sebastian Janikowski’s 15-3 win over the Cardinals on Sunday, on national TV at happy hour:
•Yes, technically the Cardinals beat the Raiders, 30-23. But in practice games I use modified Stableford scoring. You stop keeping score either at halftime or when more than 50 percent of fans doze off, whichever comes first.
•True fact: Nobody ever won a Pulitzer Prize for a preseason story or column. So why try to string together thoughts in a cohesive flow? Enjoy this box of chocolates and lug nuts!
•Having the great Al Michaels call a practice game is like having Harper Lee write the foreword to a “Where’s Waldo?