Welcome to a new and briefly-lived feature on the site, where I will arg with myself. See preseason installments here and here. (I still don't know which of me is right!) Our current topic: Dave Doeren, and the theoretical firing of Dave Doeren, noted area football coach. Take no more than five percent of any of these posts seriously ok thanks have a good one.
Steven. Steven, Steven, Steven. Why are you pooping this unicorn of lunacy onto the internet? What, is there a Gregg Doyel shortage I haven't heard about?