"Stats are for losers."
-- New York Giants head coach Ben McAdoo, not wanting to hear about defensive end Jason Pierre-Paul's sack numbers this season, and in doing so indirectly slating the work done by Football Outsiders, as well as you personally. (Big Blue View, SB Nation)
FOR THE LADIES
"We win a big game like that I'm going to the club wit full pads on."
-- Oakland Raiders punter Marquette King, celebrating the Raiders' 30-20 Sunday Night Football win over the Denver Broncos. (Marquette King, Twitter)
A GOOD RECIPE FOR LOSING
"We know how we lost the game: Offense, we didn't do too well.