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Scramble for the Ball Week 7: The Frogurt is Also Cursed

Bryan: Welcome back to Scramble for the Ball, where, this week, I believe I owe all of our fans an apology. I fear it is my fault that Week 7 was so unwatchable. You see, I was bemoaning the fact that, on a good day, we only get 12 or so hours of our beloved pastime, and I just so happened to be walking by that old curio shop. You know the one, located in the back alleyway of that one deserted road with the flickering streetlight in the Bad Omens district?

Andrew: You mean the Chicago equivalent of Skinner & Hyde?