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Aaron Rodgers and the Packers Must Come Together, Right Now

The best that the Green Bay Packers and Aaron Rodgers can hope for in 2021 is one last round of really wild breakup sex.

Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Intense. Passionate, but for complicated and semi-troubling reasons. NASTY. Leave 'em wanting more, just make sure you leave 'em: no cuddling allowed. Rodgers and the Packers clearly have irreconcilable differences, but they can snap some bedsprings and rattle the NFL's rafters one last time before Rodgers slams the door behind him and both sides learn whether or not they'll be better off without the other. (Spoiler alert: they won't be.