Prometheus gave fire to mankind, and for this theft from the gods he was bound to a mountainside and each day vultures descended on the titan, consuming his liver. Each night, his liver would grow back, and the cycle would continue for all of time. The Yankees gave Aaron Judge and Anthony Volpe and Jasson Domínguez, and in return we have our livers ripped out every single game.
That is only a slight exaggeration, but after a two and a half hour rain delay followed by an extraordinarily boring Yankees loss, I hope no vultures come to peck out my liver as I will need its cleaning and restorative properties before the next Yankee game.