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The Case For Ilya Kovalchuk To Join The Rangers

Before I begin this post, I just want to clarify that I am not on any mind altering medication (do Asthma meds count?) and have been told that I still have my wits about me and that I am not clinically insane. Why do I say this?

Well, it seems to be an unpopular opinion, but I think this could benefit the Rangers in the short term. I think the Rangers should take a shot at signing Ilya Kovalchuk this summer!

*GASP*

*SIGH*

*FAINT*

“HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THE RANGERS SIGN SOMEONE OLDER?”

“DONT YOU KNOW THIS IS #TANKSZN”

“COMMUNIST”

Woah.