You know that one aunt in the family who can't cook? And when you're all at the Thanksgiving meal, every dish on the table is three-quarters empty but hers is still untouched? Tonight's game between the Knicks and Magic, two early-season resurrections in the East, was yuck. Orlando won, 100-91, but really, no one won. This was a moral defeat for everyone who played and even those who watched.
Picture a butt. Now picture it ugly. That was the first half. No one could shoot; with three minutes left in the half, both teams were under 30% from the field.