Today we’re going to talk tank (of course), and I’m going to intentionally drop a lil’ story in here to incense an intense Phil Jackson debate, because why the hell not.
But first, listen to some music that I like:
Oh hey look, Stacey Dash sighting from when she was just the actress from Clueless instead of starring in the real-life version.
So what’s up with the Knicks?
— I know what you all came here for, and I’m here to give it to you. With their tanktastic loss against the Blazers, the Knicks advanced further towards fulfilling their destiny of nut-punching the Celtics out of the top spot in the lotto and taking Franchise Savior Markelle Fultz:
While you were sleeping (or watching March Madness) the #KnicksTank rolled on.