Believe me, if it's anybody, it's me.
- So your team didn't get a new coach for Christmas. Maybe your old one still works okay for the time being. [Capitol District Islander]
Coach-ageddon
- You no doubt heard by now that Michael J. Fox Percival Forsythe Babcock, Esq. has moved on from the Detroit Red Wings to the Toronto Maple Leafs, who went from "no chance" to "holy shit this is happening" in the span of about 18 hours. The effect was like an earthquake across the Atlantic Division and the aftershocks will be felt for a while.