It's the heart of the summer and the international break is over. That means MLS is back in full swing, and so are all of the things that made us fall in love with this crazy league and this beautiful game.
That's right folks, we're talking about printers, headlocks, hat-inspecting Redcoats, purple nurples, sombrero throwing, and heavy metal. Basically what we're trying to say is that he past week was like if pro wrestling and soccer collided and pushed us into an alternate, even weirder dimension. It was cool and we liked it.