Last Thursday, February 4th, in the year of our Lord 2016 and approximately at 10 PM Central Standard Time. That is the exact moment I realized that I hate the New Orleans Pelicans. I'm sorry, but I do. I hate almost everything about them. Don't take that to mean I don't care though. Love and hate aren't as different as people think. Just like love, hate requires that you first care about the subject of your disgust. You might say that hate is an injured, bruised, disappointed form of love. After all, we usually use to love those that we truly hate the most.
New Orleans Pelicans fandom isn't for the faint of heart
