I fly a lot, which means I get a lot of complimentary drink coupons. But, I also fly in the mornings, and I typically do not drink alcohol in the mornings. I bring this up because I have a problem. I always have handfuls of drink coupons that expire without me using them. I don’t like being wasteful, and this feels wasteful.
So, I have three options: (1) Let all of my drink coupons expire (that’s a waste); (2) Down jack-and-cokes during my 7 a.m. flights (and appear like an alcoholic to the people I sit next to); or (3) Try and give my drink coupons to strangers (and appear to be a creep).