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Corn Flakes: What Lists Should We Be Making? Help!

I hate slideshows. I cannot think of anything cheesier about web site design/presentation than doing a fucking slideshow of a list. Isn’t that a listception? Shouldn’t that destroy the internet as we know it? What’s even better is if the slideshow has auto-play videos. And ads. Lots of ads. Them webzones gotta make their money.

It seems to be “list” season all around the internets. Look at the lists I’ve clipped below. You’ve got your Top 25 quarterbacks of 2017. You’ve got your “Best College Football Player” lists. There’s the “Best Coaches Ever” list, which isn’t going to change until Nick Saban is dead, not retired, because when you’re a legendary coach at Alabama dead and retired are the same thing.