WE HAVE A NEW CONTRIBUTOR

We’re down a body right now at Every Day Should Be Saturday, now that Ryan Nanni has been [flipping through notes] uh [checks back of notes] arrested for tax fraud? I wasn’t really paying attention. Anyways, it’s an opportune time to bring in a new contributor. Liven things up. Find a fresh voice. A new perspective. Show-

Holly: shoulda been you leaving

actioncookbook: Hey, now, come on, that’s not nice.

Holly: anyways, I’m not doing this. I’m not going to be your new contributor.