Beloved former EDSBS contributor Luke Zimmermann contacted us last week about giving you all a little holiday nightmare music rundown. Because you'll get presents you don't deserve from other people, we said yes, so as to even out the moral playing field a bit. Enjoy, you monsters!
I've been thinking a lot lately about time. When you really cook on it, we're all just infinitesimally small plots on an equally insignificant sample of a much longer line graph.
But even when we've been course corrected as the rounding errors that we are, something will live on our absence:
the immortal musical stylings of late 90s/early 2000s bro rock.