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THE MC PICKS LITERALLY ANY RIVAL AS A RIVAL

CIVIL CONFLICT WHICH IS DEFINITELY AN ORIGINAL SERIES

First day back on campus for #UConnFootball! And just 130 days until the next Civil Conflict with @UCF_Football ! pic.twitter.com/RgOkXiob0T

— UConn Football (@UConnFootball) June 1, 2015

1. Civil Conflict was the worst alternate Law and Order knockoff ever.

2. When choosing a rivalry, be sure to seek out someone with literally no overlap in interests or cultural stakes. This ensures a hearty staring across the field wondering if the opposing fan even breathes the same gas, or considers the same items to be food.