Cal football has traveled across the world to open their 2016 season in Australia against Hawaii. It’s an incredibly unnecessary trip for both teams. Football coaches are creatures of extreme habit, and having to drag a team across the world to prep for a game of no importance has to piss them off royally. Already in a grumpy mood, Cal head coach Sonny Dykes is here to tell us what he really thinks of Australia.
Vegemite? I thought I left this Soylent shit in Berkeley.
You mean to tell me this game is happening on a different galdang day than it is back home?