The ass-ingest week of the college football season is here, and we are here to do two things: kick said ass, and chew bubble gum. And we are all out of bubble gum. Because we ate it. Because bubble gum is delicious, and something that tastes that good shouldn't be something you aren't supposed to eat.
Topics of interest for week eleven:
- We're going to talk about football, because that's our job! Nothing else. At least, not much of anything else before we go about our business.
- It's a less-than-luminous week on the slate, but USC/Washington is happening.