A MUSIC FESTIVAL I'D HONESTLY RATHER ATTEND THAN THE REAL ONE
[SCENE: an unnamed bayou in rural Louisiana]
MUSIC REPORTER: Wait, is this the place? I told the Uber driver to take us to Coachella. This doesn't look like a California polo club at all.
LIFESTYLE REPORTER: it didn't occur to you to say something before we got here? We've been driving for three days.
MUSIC REPORTER: [hurls scarf over shoulder] I was busy arguing online.
TECH REPORTER, icily: I'm still right.
MUSIC REPORTER: [reddens, pulls out phone, types furiously]
LIFESTYLE REPORTER: Well, look, I don't think this is the right place, but maybe they've reconceived things this year.