[ESPN commentator and former head coach Jon Gruden arrives back at his hotel room after last night's first round of the 2016 NFL Draft in Chicago]
GRUDEN: What a night. What a night. A great night if you love the game of football, a game played by football players who just know how to play football in the National Football-
BELLHOP: Sir, a tip is customary.
GRUDEN: [pulls bellhop in extremely close] Kenyan Drake.
BELLHOP: nevermind
GRUDEN: [jutting chin out aggressively]
[the bellhop departs wordlessly]
GRUDEN: A great night. How about that.