Ohio State drew nearly 100,000 for a scrimmage in April. This should not be a source of pride - it's an alarming absence of life balance.
— Graham Couch (@Graham_Couch) April 19, 2015DEAR READER: Dismiss the irony of someone who makes their living from this extremely misaligned set of values from the start. In fact, let's just agree on an extremely mature and postmodern take policy. This is not real, and is in fact a letter copied from a world that existed seven hundred worlds ago, and is no longer even something resembling a real comment.