Aspiring football coach Christopher McComas submitted this resume for the vacant University of North Dakota head coach position, and it's hard to believe he hasn't been hired yet. The resume was posted to popular viral news aggregator Reddit.com earlier today, and it's taken off since.
We can only imagine that Texas abandoned their plan to hire Nick Saban and went in for McComas instead, since his resume clearly makes him the best available candidate on the market.
How can you say no to that?
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