Here's a 6th...Cheez Whiz is NOT real cheese.
Scrapple? Are you kidding me, Philly? And don't even get me started on Good & Plenty.
Sure, Hot Chicken is on my untouchable list, but I'm not hanging up immediately if In-N-Out or REAL New York pizza call. I don't think there's a deal there, but I'm certainly willing to listen.
Nothing to do but rub some brats and cheese on the wound and move on. It was a nice run, though.
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That sucks almost as bad as Chicago-style "pizza".