Hi there kids. You may have noticed I didn’t put up a report last week. Well, there is a very good reason for that. I didn’t wanna. There you go. I’m not going to BS you, because that’s not our relationship. Also, no more weird picture jokes. It just wasn’t working the way I wanted to, so it’s getting shuffled back to the “Adam Thinks” columns, whenever I decide to write one (to be honest, it’s getting really funny to get the boss all excited about it and then not do it).
Now, not only did I not write a report for last week, I didn’t even watch it.