Look, nobody looks awesome in their High School yearbook photo. That makes it hard to rag on Mike Napoli, but we're going to anyway, because just look at it, you guys:
Not many people know this, but guys aren't allowed to have a single earring in high school until they push at least two dozen kids into lockers. Judging from Napoli's buzzcut and mug, he earned his stripes.
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We don't know if Napoli was voted most likely to dip in class, but it's a safe bet. Thanks to Reddit user KieferSutherland (not the real Kiefer Sutherland, we're pretty sure) for digging up this gem.
