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SEC Power Rankings: Accuracy guaranteed*

Related Topics: Ole Miss Rebels, Power (physics)

With a couple of the conference’s top teams duking it out last weekend, our rankings have become a bit more accurate. Not that they weren’t accurate before, of course; they just have more data to back up what I wholeheartedly guarantee is an infallible list. Just read on and try to refute these rankings. I dare you.

  1. Alabama Crimson Tide - The Tide are really good. I’m not really sure what else to say at this point. Arkansas is a good team, and an Alabama win never felt threatened. We don’t have enough goof fuel to power the funny thrusters.