Reasons Why the University of Arkansas is the Worst

Which state has the most Walmarts per capita? You guessed it...Arkansas. There are about 22 Walmarts per 1 million people in Arkansas.

• Arkansas fans are a bunch of undercover Russian operatives that have a foothold in the Ozarks. Let me explain. Tusk the mascot is not even a razorback. Technically a razorback is a wild pig or wild boar. Tusk is a Russian Boar. So they should be called the Arkansas Russian Boars. Spies!

• Bill Clinton is a huge hog supporter.