If a tree falls in Hockey Wilderness, and the Wild is on bye week, does it make a sound?
If the Wild’s goal was to fail at winning the Cup, and it didn’t win the Cup, did it succeed or fail?
If Joel Quenneville walks up to me and says “Don’t take advice from strangers,” should I take his advice?
Is the Wild’s team name a noun or an adjective?
Should the Wild’s team name be considered singular or plural?
These are the types of questions that suddenly come up when you take hockey away from Minnesota Wild fans for a few days.