If you're anything like me, you've spent the past 24 hours participating in and recovering from American Thanksgiving. It's kind of a great holiday, and one which the Onion rightly notes affords Americans the rare opportunity to eat unreasonabe amounts of food and watch football while yelling about politics. And, if you're anything like me, you maybe didn't spend the whole day watching football, instead lamenting that the NHL decides to take the day off and provide you so, so little hockey to watch.
But today's a different day. Thanksgiving is over, which means we're all out of thanks and it's time to start giving, or something -- it's sort of hard to tell what the message of Black Friday is but I think I've got the jist of it.