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Your Week One Moment Of Zim: The 49ering

This is your one and only NSFW warning.--Ted

Here at The Daily Norseman, we've become adept at interpreting the words and thoughts of GM Rick Spielman and head coach Mike Zimmer,* via an interpretive science** we call Rickspeak and Zim Tzu.

*We've done no such thing. Not even close, actually. I don't even know what the word adept means.

**It's not a science. Science is a studious and serious research to solve problems to make mankind better. This is just out and out buffoonery, much like the commissonership of Roger Goodell and Tom Brady's balls.