Byung-ho Park, he of 53 home runs and a gaudy batting line in Korea last year, is a Twin.
Will any of that translate here? We can't tell you that. What we can tell you is this: This man can hit a baseball an awfully long way.
We tracked down his highlight reels from the last few years. They are, of course, in Korean, but we're pretty sure you'll get the gist. Here's every bomb he hit last season:
This one is all of his home runs from the year before, when he hit a mere 52:
Lest you think he's a one-trick pony (although hitting the ball off the face of the earth is a pretty neat trick), Park is tremendously good at at least one other thing: flipping his bat.