NORTHEAST, MINNEAPOLIS — A roller coaster season of emotions has taken its toll on the rightfully impatient passengers.
Nobody wants to drink warm milk in a hot phone booth anymore, except that’s exactly the uncomfortable position we’re currently in. There’s only one drink on the menu.
Yes, that’s marrying two different scenes from Anchorman as a lede that might not make much sense. I guess that’s what we’re serving at Denny’s in Bloomington* tonight.
*Official Canis Headquarters
*Phone call
This is Eric in Madison.