A Timberwolves employee allegedly stole a hard drive from a high-level team executive allegedly containing proprietary information.
People, this is big news.
A team once known for David Kahn, Jonny Flynn and Ndudi Ebi had intelligence worth stealing, something on a computer that offered insights other than "Pass on Steph Curry in the draft."
This is a milestone in franchise history. The Wolves should erect a statue to the alleged thief outside of Target Center. He has brought unintended glory to his former employers, and established that the password to files containing sensitive Timberwolves information is no longer "1234.