There's ten of us staring at a computer screen with Google Docs in one tab, Maps in another, and none of us know what the heck is going on.
There's been a lot of talk across the country swirling around conference realignment. Somebody should jump ship to Conference Y, Soandso should drop down to FCS, what has to happen for Whatsitsface to take advantage of somebody else's more privileged television contracts? It's all just a bunch of hoo-ha, and the comments sections are usually filled with people crossing their arms and howling at the sky, "UGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."
Let's have some fun instead, okay?