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Jim Harbaugh’s New Fetus Recruiting Other Sperm

With Jim Harbaugh’s announcement that he and his wife Sarah are pregnant with what will be their fourth child, all eyes turned to the developing fetus as it begins the process of recruiting other sperm from Harbaugh.

“There’s some big potential in there,” the still-to-be-named fetus told GBMWolverine. “To be the best you have to go after the best, and I feel like it’s my job on this side of the fence to make sure I’m doing what I can to make that happen.”

Harbaugh told reporters recently at a satellite camp that his wife Sarah is pregnant.