This is completely off-topic for a Michigan fan site, but this is the way that I'll choose to celebrate the news that TREY BURKE IS RETURNING FOR A SOPHOMORE SEASON!!!
If you're friends with the tall guy in the blue shirt (with the beer) in the front row, you now know something about him. If there is an emergency situtation, i.e. someone is hit in the head with the golf ball and is likely internally bleeding to death, he will not react. Not only will he not react, he won't even tell others to react. He will not move, he will not attempt to intervene or help in any way. He'll just go right back to what he's doing, which in the case was watching a golf tournament. I'm not happy with the CBS broadcast team either. All we can get is an "Oh nooo," out of you? No follow up. No human interest piece about the welt on his head? Barbara Walters is all kinds of pissed at this lapse in journalism.
I showed this video to two friends. I believe their response perfectly encapsulate the situation:
Paul: its so funny how casually all those other idiots are being. like theres no chance a pro hits a ball into the rough. what morons.
Bob: hanson better not have moved that guy before he took his second shot. spectator is part of the course. unless, of course, they were playing winter rules.
In all honesty, I sincerely hope that this fan is okay. I searched around for a press release or a story that talks about injuries related to play at the Masters. If you know the man who was assaulted by Peter Hanson's ball or the unaffected sunglass wearing anti-hero, please email me at anthony@chatsports.com. I'd love to talk to you.
Also, TREY BURKE IS COMING BACK!!!!!!!
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