Eddy Curry Asks The Heat To Make His Ring Out Of Chocolate

The Heat had their victory parade on Monday, and among all of the players and fans celebrating was a very hungry Eddy Curry.  Curry had a very curious request for Heat president Pat Riley, asking him during the parade if Godiva could make his championship ring.

"I don't think it's a weird request at all, I'm going to have the most ballin' snack in the history of snacks" said Curry.

Pat Riley had this to say when asked about the matter.

"Of course we're going to do it.  I figure, he's going to eat the ring either way, so id rather he not choke to death on a piece of platinum.  That would just be flat out embarrassing"

Later on in the day one reporter caught up with Lebron James hoping to get his opinion on the matter.

 

"Eddy Curry? Isn't that the dude from that 90's show "Hanging with Mr. Cooper?""

Lebron was informed shortly after his interview that it was Mark Curry who was the star of “Hanging with Mr. Cooper”, and that Eddy Curry was a teammate.  Even after the explanation, he still seemed unaware of Curry’s existence.

"Oh, well then I don't even know who Eddy Curry is, but a chocolate ring sounds disgusting.  Please don't ask me any more questions unless they center on how good I am.  Thank you."

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