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Manchester City continued their flawless start to their Champions League campaign with a 5-1 drubbing of Atalanta at the Etihad.
City came roaring back after falling behind to an early penalty, with a second-half hat trick from Raheem Sterling firmly putting the Italian side to the sword.
Not only did Sterling scored his 12th, 13th and 14th goals in his last 17 home Champions League appearances, he also entered the top five of the quickest hat tricks ever scored in the competition.