Folks, as a rational sabermagician, I would never call for the manager to be fired after a 3-4 start to the season. That was just trolling, I swear. Or satire, whichever one makes me look like I’m not owned. Please don’t print that I was owned.
Anyway, the Dodgers evened both the series against the Giants and their record on the season at .500 with an 11-0 laugher. Ha ha!
Corey Seager got out of his funk after effectively costing them the game yesterday, smacking a double to start things off right in the 1st.