Nothing to do with baseball, but I just gotta share. My youngest, HaloVet, is home from overseas as a surprise for the holidays. Last night we went to see the new Star Wars movie and he wanted to make sure that mom understood where this one slotted into the overall story arc. So he asks her:
"Mom, you remember the first three that you ever saw? And what those were about?"
And what came back, after a short pause, was pure gold:
"Uh...You ARE my father. You're NOT my father. Skywalker." Mic drop.