Yes, we know. Your morning has been lonely and bereft.
Michael Bishop, Darren Sproles, Jordy Nelson, and Clarence Scott are the first new Ring of Honor members since Bill Snyder returned to the sideline, and Jeff Mittie's promoted Jacie Hoyt-Capra to assistant coach.
Kellis Robinett reports that new JUCO QB Jonathan Banks is ready to compete. Like, right now..
The Sporting News ranked all the coaches, and Bill Snyder's at number eight (behind Art Briles and Gary Patterson, though). Warning: slideshow, but we'll make an exception this one time.