The Royals won! That it, unequivocally, more fun to watch than a loss. Considering they’re still the worst team in the league there don’t appear to be any negatives to it, either. But this was not a particularly impressive win, no matter what the broadcast booth would have you believe.
First, let’s revel in Salvy’s glorious dong. He got a hanging pitch and he did not miss it.
As the Royals were entering the eighth inning the Astros finally went to the bullpen and called out Rafael Montero. Montero entered the game with a 0.