There are foods that can be eaten any time of day. Eggs, feta cheese, Peanut Butter Captain Crunch...
And waffles.
I dare you to throw a dart at a board with all 24 hours in a day and tell me a waffle doesn’t taste great then. Noon? Sure. 3am? Absofuckinglutely. Dinnertime? Let’s go.
But if there’s no wrong time to eat a waffle, is there a wrong way? I didn’t think so until I saw @HousefromDC absolutely blaspheme the timeline by putting butter on a waffle after he had poured the syrup.