Iowa State made a splash wrestling coach hire today, prying Iowan Kevin Dresser away from Virginia Tech. Hooray!
But who else was Jamie Pollard reportedly interested in hiring for the position vacated by Kevin Jackson? Luckily, WRNL was able to use our nationwide network of spies to discover the entire list of inanimate objects people who were also considered for the head coaching position in Ames.
Joining Dresser on Pollard’s shortlist were...
1. Bob Blender
Hiring Blender as head coach would have led to Mixed reviews, ranging from “he barely has a Pulse” to “Puree excitement” hot takes from fans.