On behalf of Crimson Quarry dot com, I would like to formally submit the following proposal for your consideration to select Crimson Quarry as the search firm to lead your process in selecting the next basketball coach in Piscataway.
Coaches to Consider
David Arseneault
For 27 years, Arseneault has been scoring more points than anyone else in the world. In 2003-04, his Grinnell Pioneers averaged 126.2 PPG. How? They don't play defense.
Since the Scarlet Knights don't either, it's the perfect fit!
Here's how it goes -- His team presses, the entire game. And if the other team breaks the press, Grinnell (practically) stops playing defense and gives up a layup.