LAST YEAR WE ALL AGREED WE’D END UP IN A BOWL GAME IN DETROIT BUT INSTEAD INDIANA ENDED UP IN NEW YORK WHICH IS JUST LIKE DETROIT BUT WITH MORE RATS IN THE DRYWALL OF YOUR $5,000-A-MONTH WILLIAMSBURG STUDIO
Ed note: Our 2016 Indiana football season preview rolls on today with everyone's favorite portion of the fortnight... our yearly predictions post. Here is every Indiana football game, projected, analyzed, and vomited upon by every very dumb member of this staff. I refuse to write any sort of lede for this because it's like almost midnight and I've written a bunch of stuff about golf and my back hurts and I just really wanna go to bed and you're not even reading this anymore anyway.