Hello, good evening, and welcome to Week 6 of the NFL season. Tonight we have—
::looks at matchup::
Aw maaaaaaaaan...tonight we have an AFC West matchup as the Denver Broncos (+10.5)
go to the Paris of the Midwest (more like Zagreb, but whatever) to take on the defending Super Bowl Champion Kansas City Swifts—I mean Kansas City Chiefs (-10.5).
For the record, the “aw man” above is not in reference to Taylor Swift being at the game. I could not care less about that. That reaction is because this game is likely going to be a “Mike Tyson vs.