Good evening, this is a recording. The Patrick you would normally see writing these words is currently wondering what cryptic nonsense his grandmother’s pecan pie recipe is meant to allude? He is also juggling cooking times like a circus clown does clubs, making stuffing from scratch, and entertaining his entire extended family on his own away thousands of miles from home.
If he returns from this without experiencing a nervous breakdown, then nothing the Houston Texans (+1.5)
can do to him will break him.
In the meantime, here’s three other games of non-Texans football for your entertainment pleasure today.