Some things to talk about while I wonder if Kansas City knows what a "throat slash" really looks like...
1) About that game
It sucked.
Instead of a celebration of Carlos Correa's greatness, we got a gut punch of a game. It was a slow-motion car crash that every doubter of this bullpen saw coming from a mile away. It was painful, it took forever and it ended in heartbreak.
Since the game was yesterday afternoon, you've probably had some time to digest it. Everyone in the Houston media market is telling us how this is all part of a Houston Sports Curse.